Here's some food for thought:
How a Man needs a Woman
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
Why do black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odour and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
-how true are the above?
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